C'mon, please?

Just do it already.

I am way cooler.

vanilla skies vs. reality

In a waking dream you and I were young parents trying to keep the romance alive in our equally young marriage.

You were a really great father, and I tried to convince you that the sounds on the baby monitor were perfectly natural.

alas, it killed the mood.

even in my surreal life, my unborn daughter is her daddy's girl.